Tom Toles for April 10, 1996
Transcript:
Man 1: The bad news, Johnson, is you're being let go. The good news is you can have your old job back at half your former pay. Man 2: I can't live on that. Man 1: The rest of the good news is we can offer you a second job, also at half your former pay. I'd offer youy a third, but I'm afraid of overheating the economy.