Jan 10, 2013
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guy 1: and so, you will capitulate, or we will refuse to raise the debt ceiling, and america will be destroyed!
guy 2: ha, ha, ha!
oop: ...ha, ha, ha, ha...
tim: they've got us over a barrel, mr president.
obama: we just might have one last desperate chance!
tim: what? what can it be?
obama: i've heard tell of a coin. a platinum coin that could be forged in the fiery depths of the mint... ...worth a trillion dollars!
tim: it... it's insane! who could create such a coin?
obama: you, timothy geithner! it is foretold! go and mint a coin to defeat them and save america!
tim: it's impossible! but it's as though some unseen force is guiding me... i'm doing it!
an so
guy 3: ah, you've come to surrender!
obama: no, you fiends! i've ocme to defeat you! a forgotten passage in an ancient congressional text has created... this!
guy 3: no! it cannot be! the legends are true! curses, the trillion-dollar platinum coin will save america!
obama: "coin"? there are supposed to be two coins! where is the other one?
tim: biden!
hooter: sorry, joe. we can't break anything larger than a $50 bill. hooters' policy.
joe: then bring us some more of those buffalo shrimp plates, hon.
Jan 17, 2013
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