Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for April 23, 2010
Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling God-Man's Pal Billy Billings This Week "Tending to the Flock" Woman: Wow, you're Billy Billings, God-Man's best friend! Billy: Why, yes I am! Woman: God-Man is so wonderful! What's it like being so close to him? Billy: Well, God-Man is omnipotent and therefore perfect, right? Woman: Of course! Billy: So he wouldn't choose a best buddy who wasn't a reflection of his perfection! Woman: Uh...right! Billy:Now, follow my logic...SO, if I tell you to do something, it's pretty much like GOD-MAN HIMSELF told you! Man: I...guess...so... God-Man: Billy, I'm back from Universe X?Q... Aw, Billy! Not again! Billy: What! I'm only human! The End Hey Kids!! JOIN THE BILLY BILLINGS FAN CLUB! - Get the straight scoop on God-Man! - Instructions on doing things over and over! - Zany dietary restrictions! - Permission to beat up kids in other fan clubs! Just send as much as you can (and God-Man knows -- don't make him mad!) to... Billy Billings Fan Club Poughkeepsie, NY
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I’m Catholic and I read this as an indictment of ANYONE who claims to be on a “personal relationship” basis with an all-knowing, all-seeing Deity. If you think you can read specific Catholic-bashing into it, you either want to bash Catholics OR you are a conservative, super-sensitive Catholic -er, in which case you wouldn’t be reading Tom the Dancing Bug at all, it would be so far off your radar, so never mind.