Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for June 06, 2009

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children's reality programming from the learning channel. wholesome fun for you and your kids. tlc season 4 jon & kate plus ei8ht an adorable family with eight small children! perfect television fare for the whole family! funny and cute... because it's real! kate: let's put on a fashion show! season 5 jon & kate plus ei8ht plus a date okay, sometimes reality can get a little... messy. but consider this a "teachable moment" for you and your children, as they learn about infidelity! kid: who's that lady? season 6 kate plus ei8ght & jon, sleeping on a futon why is jon sleeping in the guest room off the basement? cherish the family moments you'll share as you discuss this hilarious situation with your confused children! kid: dady, are you sleeping here to keep the spiders company? season 7 jon's in tucson, away from kate plus ei8ght plus their neighbor fred, who's apparently a meth-head another unexpected twist in this family's unpredictable life. now a zany new character provides lessons in property law and chemistry. fred: get off my land, you worms! season 8 jon & kate plus ei8ht plus the beginnings of a lifelong seething mutual grudge and underlying hate they're back together, but things are somehow less adorable. now you can use this opportunity to teah your kids about anger management and marriage counseling! kate: someone forgot to turn on dishwasher, honey. jon: someone can't forgive someone, ever, pal.