Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for December 22, 2007

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling Behind the scenes at... News of the Times See how great journalism is done! Man: Haw! Man, that guy is good! RING Man: 'lo. Man #2: You workin' hard or hardly workin'? Man: Hey, dog. How're you Republicans doing? Man #2: Got something for ya. You know UP? Man: You mean the direction? Sure... Man #2: Yeah, well up is DOWN! Man: I got that years ago from the White House. Man #2: But this is new for 2008, compadre. Man: Really? UP IS DOWN?! That changes everything! Man #2: Yup. It's an everything changer! Man: Scoop from my Republican operative -- UP IS DOWN! Man #3: Not so fast! We're JOURNALISTS! Shouldn't this be INVESTIGATED?! Man: You can't mean...look out the WINDOW and see if the sky is BELOW us?! Man #3: Hell, no! Man: Ah, okay! Hello, Democrats? Any comment on "Up Is Down"? Got it! Man #3: We're good to go! And so... News of the Times Source: Up Is Down Dems Deny