Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for December 30, 2006
Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling Coming this season on USA NETWORK. Brandon: Good evening, Mr. Fields. I'm Brandon Hooper -- I want to talk to you about your son, Keith. Mr. Fields: But you're just his CROSSING GUARD -- what are YOU doing here? Brandon: I'm not JUST a crossing guard! I'm a NEW BREED of crossing guard -- UNCONVENTIONAL, SENSITIVE, and HIP to the CONCERNS of TODAY'S YOUTH! Brandon Hooper Meet Brandon Hooper, a crossing guard for the '70s. STOP Brandon: Groovy clogs, Denise! Denise: Right on, Hoops! SLAP He's not afraid to get involved and challenge the "system"! Brandon: Maybe you could use that REPORT to change his mind. Girl: A report on racial tolerance?! Man, I can dig it, but teach is way too square to dig THAT scene! He fights the establishment! And, with the help of his gruff but tolerant superintendent... Man: I want that LONG-HAIR OUT OF THIS DISTRICT! Superintendent: I KNOW he's UNCONVENTIONAL, SENSITIVE, and HIP to the CONCERNS of TODAY'S YOUTH! But he's a damn good crossing guard! He doesn't just help kids across Maple Street, he helps them across LIFE! Brandon: If Keith wants to be in the school play instead of the football team, you're just going to have to let him...
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