Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for December 02, 2006
Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling At Home with NATE The Neoconservative After a hard day forming U.S. Middle East policy, there's nothing like a relaxing evening at home. Nate: Honey, I'm home! What a day! They just don't GET IT! Wife: Nate, you're in the wrong house again! You live next door! Nate: This is on too low, dear. I'm turning up the heat up to HIGH. Wife: John! Nate is back! Come quick!! Nate: Hey, Johnny-boy! What brings you over to my digs? John: Nate, you're in MY HOUSE! Wife: My rice! It's burning! Nate: NONSENSE! Now, this light is out...hand me a hammer. Oh, here's one! John: What are you doing?! The lightbulb is out! Nate: NO, it's CLEARLY faulty wiring! Hmm...no wires in this wall. Wife: John!! The kitchen curtains are on fire!! Nate: You're so WRONG! That's no fire! It's a broken barbecue!! Just needs lighter fluid! John: NATE! YOU CREATED A DISASTER! Nate: Doesn't surprise me, with that defeatist attitude of yours! Wife: YOU'RE STILL HERE?! LEAVE!! Nate: There's too much at stake! Come here, son. I've got a job for you! GAS Continued & continued... Next: What do you say to people who just don't get it? Woman: You're demonstrably, horribly wrong! About everything! Always! Nate: "SIGH"!
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