Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for September 10, 2005
Tom the Dancing Bug's Super-Fun-Pak Comix Edited by Ruben Bolling M. Night Shyamalan's Twist-Ending Comic Strip Man: I could use these biscuits as hockey pucks. Man: And is this STEW, or did the E.P.A. drop off some industrial waste? Woman: I don't know -- YOU cooked dinner! Man: MY GOD! Y-you're RIGHT! Science Facts For The Immature Fact #874 About URANUS Most scientists would like to explore Uranus! VH1's "I Love the 1430s" Man: I was like, "Yo, this new full body armor is fly, but a brother can't walk up a flight of stairs!" Man: I was a huge ZHEN HE fan. I mean, who wouldn't want a picture of a eunuch admiral on his locker? Man's Inhumanity To Man Man #1: I can jump higher than that tree. Man #2: Really? Man #1: Yeah! That tree can't jump at all! Jerk. BAM! Disney Jokes Man: Here's our next movie, Walt! Walt Disney: Kittens? What do they do? Walt Disney: Gracious!! What do you call them? Man: The Aristocats! Jest For Yuks "What a horrific situation I'm in. And yet, for some reason, I find myself imagining someone looking at me from afar and finding my circumstance somehow amusing, and perhaps even expecting some jocularity. What a monster that person would be, indeed." "I am not long for this earth. Lord, I suffer. I doubtless shall never see my loved ones ever again, and only a painful death awaits me. Anyone who might gaze upon my plight and think some sort of humorous punchline might be forthcoming would have to be some kind of psychopath."
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