Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for January 08, 2005
Coming this January on abc The year Dinkle didn't save Christmas The heartwarming post-holiday special featuring Dinkle, the un-lovable loser (tm), explaining how and why he failed to save the most special day for all boys and girls! Dinkle: Yes, you gave me money to buy a big Christmas tree for the orphanage. But I needed a deposit on my Bangkok sex tourism package. Can't we all find the spirit of Christmas in that? Sure, Senator. It would have been easy to call a replacement when I learned that Santa was ill. But my dial-up modem was busy downloading pornography. Maybe I had no right! But who's got a freezer-ful of venison? Angel: You know, Dinkle, Bedford Falls would be better off if you'd never been born. Dinkle: I know. What's your point? Sigh! Baby: I hate you, Dinkle! He's a loser... But not the lovable kind!
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