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Nov 9, 2002
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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling
Presents: News of the Times
Baby-Eating Aliens Party Victorious
The newly formed BABY-EATING-ALIENS PARTY thrashed Democrats and Republicans, taking control of the White House and both houses of Congress. 
Alien: When we arrived on Earth, we vowed not to use our super weapons.
...but rather we'd get your babies through legitimate democratic processes. 
Alien #2: Thanks! For the babies! 
The election caps a stunning campaign in which the party's plainspoken candidates won debates...
Man: You ATE 3,457 human babies!
Alien: Seems more like a couple hundred to me...
Are you gettin' FANCY with numbers? 
...and flooded television with political ads. 
If you slowed down Republican Mac Walker's voice, it sounds like THIS: 
Mac: MMYY BIILLLLLSSS
Democrat Ryan Selbin's face can be freeze-framed looking like THIS: 
Alien: I just wanna do some baby-eatin'. 
XORP3 Baby-Eating-Aliens Party
Norm Fellows, Political Analyst
Norm: The Republicans and Democrats spent so much time saying they're AGAINST baby-eating, they never really said what they're FOR!
Woman: The baby-eating-aliens were very sincere -- they said right out, "We want to eat your babies."
Which we now know is good for the economy. 
Republicans and Democrats are already strategizing for the next election. 
Man #1: We're taking the baby-eating issue AWAY from the aliens. 
Man #2: Yes. Now WE'RE in favor of baby-eating, too!
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