The Donkey Clan heard rumors there were pearls in the oysters near the shore. They demanded those pearls be found, so a renowned shucker put together a team, and went to work. Two years and $25million dollars later the shucker reported, “No pearls were found, but a half dozen citations for trespassing were issued, and two dozen foreign citizens were issued indictments for serving their own country rather than ours.”
The Donkey Clan was outraged, “NO!” They objected, “Not possible! Show us the oyster shells! We will look for ourselves!”.