The fridge and it’s rarer distant cousin the greater chest freezer.
I thought she was going to say the Oliver Cromwell. Or the rarer Disraeli.
When the leftovers are revolting, they’re good for the septic tank. Everybody wins. Courtesy flush.
The fridge has been known to attack hearts, veins and stomachs
Just don’t get caught in the Whirlpool.
There is an even greater predator: The Omaha Food Processing Worker! At the top of the food chain is management!
Be careful! I heard something growling in there just yesterday!
I was expecting The Comfy Chair.
There was a Far Side cartoon: “When potato salad goes bad.” It’s holding up the other inhabitants of the fridge with a little gun.