The Knight Life by Keith Knight for April 04, 2023
April 03, 2023
April 05, 2023
Transcript:
ONE DAY at ye olde amusement park... 45 min wait KK: Kids deez days... They got it so easy!! KK: Back in my day, when we had to stand in line thats just what it was : standing in line! There were no texts to send!! NO links to forward!! and the only strangers we "friended" were standing right next to us!! Just good ol gabbin between buds and Fam!! stuff like "hey man, check this booger I just picked! there he is! Kid: You aint lived til yer dad tells you about his chafing for the 17th time!! I just got a text that some fruitcake got thrown outta the amusement park!!
We went to Disneyland a few years ago. The guy standing in line in front of us at the Jungle Cruise was watching a movie with his Google glasses. (Beware of people wearing funny glasses laughing to themselves.) His friends had to take his arm to move him down the line. We got in the same boat with him. He didn’t look around at the animals at all. Very sad.