The Knight Life by Keith Knight for December 12, 2022
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KK: This is keith knight! AA: The Keith Knight? Class of 1990? AA: This is your alma mater calling!! we're hoping we can count on you for a generous donation to the alumni association!! AA: remember: the alumni association is here to serve you!! KK: Can you pay off my student loan?
Only the president of the US has — but refuses to use — that power, sorry!