The Knight Life by Keith Knight for December 12, 2022
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KK: This is keith knight! AA: The Keith Knight? Class of 1990? AA: This is your alma mater calling!! we're hoping we can count on you for a generous donation to the alumni association!! AA: remember: the alumni association is here to serve you!! KK: Can you pay off my student loan?
sk55 over 1 year ago
click.
Aladar30 Premium Member over 1 year ago
Now you’re asking for too much.
moondog42 Premium Member over 1 year ago
Only the president of the US has — but refuses to use — that power, sorry!
AndrewSihler over 1 year ago
Oh, no, Mr Knight, the Alumni Association wants your money. Give generously, but always remember that that “bread on the waters” thing is a total myth.
gopher gofer over 1 year ago
i’ve moved to a secret location to escape the alumni association’s constant dunning…