The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for September 09, 2022
Transcript:
The Professor: Evelyn... can you read the height bar for me? Evelyn: Sure, Professor. It says five feet, nine inches. Professor: Wow! I've lost half an inch since last year! Evelyn: Is that bad? Professor: Oh, nooo... that's great! I joined HeightWatchers. I hope to be five feet tall by 2008! Harumph! Evelyn: There's no need for sarcasm!
If he’s only 5’9", then Evelyn must be a tiny little thing.