The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for October 29, 2020
Evelyn: Boys...I've got a confession to make. I'm doing something illegal. The Professor: We're all ears, Evelyn. Evelyn: There's a wild kitten coming to my garden every day for a handout. The Professor: Uh-oh. Dusty: Women are suckers for this kinda thing. Boone: Blinded by maternal instinct every time. Evelyn: Here's her picture. Everyone: Awwww!!