The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for September 24, 2020
The Professor: So, Dusty...have you tried the new digital toaster? Dusty: Nah...too complicated to operate. The Professor: Nonsense! All you do is key in your 8-digit user code...set the break thickness indicator, desired toast color and then hit "start". Dusty: Hmmph! Toaster: "You've got toast!" Dusty: A talkin' toaster. I am so totally pleased I lived to see this, Professor!