The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for September 24, 2020
Transcript:
The Professor: So, Dusty...have you tried the new digital toaster? Dusty: Nah...too complicated to operate. The Professor: Nonsense! All you do is key in your 8-digit user code...set the break thickness indicator, desired toast color and then hit "start". Dusty: Hmmph! Toaster: "You've got toast!" Dusty: A talkin' toaster. I am so totally pleased I lived to see this, Professor!
Grumpy Old Guy over 3 years ago
In the end, it’s still just toast….
dwane.scoty1 over 3 years ago
If it could apply Oleo & Jam we might be impressed!
dwane.scoty1 over 3 years ago
How about Ol’ Leo’s Anchovy Spread Gradeaux?
Holilubillkori Premium Member over 3 years ago
Really a User Code? :^|
patlaborvi over 3 years ago
Anyone remember the intelligent toaster from Red Dwarf?
JP Steve Premium Member over 3 years ago
“But where did the bread go?” ……………Calvin (or Hobbes)
awc over 3 years ago
Must be getting old, I immediately heard in my mind the old AOL “You’ve got mail” announcement