The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for February 18, 2005
The Professor: Where'd you get those horns, Dusty? Dusty: Highway 40 Texas Pandhandle, late one night...doin' about 65.... The Professor: Do you mean...you...you...hit...a...cow? Dusty: No! That's not what I meant. The Professor: Thank heavens!! Dusty: I hit a steer! Don't they teach you anything at them big universities?