The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for February 19, 2005
The Professor: Dusty! I am appalled that you display those steer horns like a trophy! Dusty: Easy, Professor. He walked onto the road late at night. I got worse news for ya' Perfessor...note the elegant leather upholstery... The Professor: What? That's it!! I refuse to ride in this auto! Dusty: Just look at it as a verification of the old adage..."Never wear dark at night".