The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for January 22, 2005
Dusty: Had quite a scare this mornin' when I was gettin' dressed, Evelyn. Evelyn: What happened, Dusty? Dusty: I started feelin' dizzy and mah face got red as a beet! Evelyn: Did you go see the doctor? Dusty: Yep! He said I was okay. Wrote me a prescription. Evelyn: For heart medication? Dusty: Nope! Expandable pants!