The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for January 21, 2005
The Professor: So, Evelyn, did you hear from your kids on your birthday? Evelyn: Sort of. I got an e-mail from my daughter and an "apology-for-forgetting" phone call from my son. They're very busy. The Professor: But still... Evelyn: I know...but it brings them closer. The Professor: How? Evelyn: I think they go to see the same shrink together.