The Buckets by Greg Cravens for March 27, 2018
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Ratbrat
Wait, an opt out? We never had an opt out. We had to buy the ugly ornaments, stale popcorn, cookie dough, cards, etc. Schools could make a pile if they told parents at the beginning of the year that a donation of $100 would exempt them from having to bother with this crud for the whole year. Grade school protection racket.