The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for April 19, 2015
The Born Loser by Art & Chip Sansom Brutus: Take a look at this, Gladys! Brutus: A deliveryman just tossed this package onto our porch! Brutus: I don't know what's in it - it's kind of heavy and rattling around. Were you expecting anything? Gladys: Good heavens! It's the new set of dishes I ordered! Gladys: It's bound to be in a million pieces after being tossed around! Gladys: Why would the deliveryman do that? I even requested the package to be marked fragile so it would be handled with extra care! Brutus: Well, he did toss it underhand!