The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for April 19, 2015
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Transcript:
The Born Loser by Art & Chip Sansom Brutus: Take a look at this, Gladys! Brutus: A deliveryman just tossed this package onto our porch! Brutus: I don't know what's in it - it's kind of heavy and rattling around. Were you expecting anything? Gladys: Good heavens! It's the new set of dishes I ordered! Gladys: It's bound to be in a million pieces after being tossed around! Gladys: Why would the deliveryman do that? I even requested the package to be marked fragile so it would be handled with extra care! Brutus: Well, he did toss it underhand!
Argythree about 9 years ago
Unfortunately, this is not a joke…
andrew5 about 9 years ago
Nope – and if was tossed underhand, you can’t even complain. Fact.
awdunn2484 about 9 years ago
. . . And when you live out in the country, they just toss it over the gate if you are lucky. If it is raining . . . <><me
nosirrom about 9 years ago
When I was in college I had a roommate who had had a summer job with the post office. At the end of the year he packed up some of his things to mail home. He then proceeded to throw them several times against a cinder block wall in our dorm, just to make sure they would survive the trip home.
danlarios about 9 years ago
I’ve seen mail personnel stand on one side of the room and toss envelops and packages to the other side to save a few steps
Jim Kerner about 9 years ago
If it came from a store. Notify the store and they’ll put a trace out with the post office.