The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for August 04, 2013
The Born Loser by Art & Chip Sansom Lividea: Did you have a pleasant round of golf today, Rancid? Mr. Veeblefester: Lividea, I should have known better than to invite Thornapple to play golf at the club! Lividea: Now, Rancid, did he really play that poorly? Mr. Veeblefester: Of course he played poorly - even worse than usual! But that wasn't the most embarrassing thing... Mr. Veeblefester: Would you believe, the buffoon actually wore black and white golf shoes! Egad! Lividea: There's nothing for you to be upset about - you have a pair of black and white golf shoes yourself! Mr. Veeblefester: No, no - I meant, Thornapple wore one black shoe and one white shoe!