The Adventures of Business Cat by Tom Fonder for February 15, 2016
Accountant: You've gone through the entire building and there's not a single staff member we can afford to let go? Business Cat: They're all essential. Janet gives me scratches, Mae does my food bowl, Rob changes the litter, and the rest have warm laps to sit on. Accountant: Well, I don't know what else to tell you. There's no way I can balance these books with the current number of staff. Someone has to go.