The Adventures of Business Cat by Tom Fonder for February 08, 2016
Business Cat: Now, I don't want to worry you too much, but we are having to make some cuts. I'm just doing the rounds to assess who is and who is not essential personnel. So please, run me through what it is you do here. Woman: Um, okay. Well, I'm head of marketing. My duties involve overseeing our team in product research, marketing analysis, brand management... I also refill your food bowl when Janet's away. Business Cat: Damn fine work.