Ted Rall for September 18, 2003
Transcript:
After 101 years on planet earth, Nazi filmmaker Leni Reifenstahl heads for the light. I'm coming, sweet Adolf!! Little does she know she's about to join the cast of No Exit '03. Johnny Cash. John Ritter. Edward Teller. We all died at the same time! Vot Ein Pisser! So we are to spend eternity together? It would seem so. By the way, I'm a big fan. "Triumph of the will" was a big influence! On me too! I've gotta ask: did you bang Adolf or what? You're walkin' the line, buddy! Die atomic fascist! We're dead! Killing each other is redundant! Leni's mine, commie! You wouldn't believe how many "three's company" gags I remember. I believe it. Next: heck is other people.