Ted Rall for September 15, 2003
Transcript:
Afghanistan is cracking down on crime! The latest move: The rape intervention association of Afghanistan (RIAA) is suing 89 people for forcing sex on women. (Man: They were warned.) Accused rapists, many of whom are teenagers, say the RIAA ought to chill out. (Man: Me and my friends all do it! Besides. Who's got a dozen goats for a dowry?) Some experts think the RIAA should accept reality. (Man: You can't fight technology- guys with big guns take what they want, and they're here to stay! Let's make rape legal, but charge a small fee.) As the debate rages, the accused are hunting lawyers. (Man: I love women! Is this how they want to treat their fans?!)