Ted Rall for July 08, 2000
Transcript:
A scout is: trustworthy, helpful but not to queers, friendly but mean to fags, courteous but rude to homos, kind yet vicious to fruiters, obedient, cheerful but not to those damned butt pirates, thrifty except when it comes to paying legal bills to keep out pansies, brave but rump rangers fighting for their "rights" don't count, clean and reverent.