Ted Rall for July 10, 2000
Transcript:
Elián Gonzalez behind the music. For a few amazing months, I was America's darling. Then I lost it all. "It was incredible. After I was lucky enough to ditch my slut mom, everyone loved me. I could tell because I was on TV. Higher! "Then, just like that, it was over. Stupid supreme court! Back in Cuba, I hit the bottom. At one point I even resorted to the opiate of the masses. That's weird... I keep getting no answer. Stupid internet! "Fidel died, Cuba became the 51st state, and my dad insisted that I start a business. The state treats her disease for free - and we pass the savings on to you! "That's when I bought the boat." Move it, spic. Next: the comeback!