Ted Rall for May 15, 1999
Transcript:
Al Gore presents Micromini ideas for a better America. The Statesman President: Our two countries will probably never see eve-to-eve on anything. Still, I like crullers and insist that you enjoy their sugary goodness! The Environment President: Obviously global wamring is a lost cause- but if you get a dog, you'll have fun and get exercise at the same time- you'll see! The Labor President: Unions are dead. Workers are slaves. Corporations are running roughshood over individuals. But why not just go see a movie instead of picketing? They're fun, they're distracting, and they don't cost all that much! Man 1: Your platform is an empty list of inaniities. Why should I vote for you? The People's President: I'm a human being. You're a human being. A vote for me is a vote for me is a vote for you! Hey, have you ever tried beer? Some of them are pretty good!