We had some good times working from home, we learned new skills like Zooming, home schooling and daycare while working. You made us stronger. But now we have met others (Pfizer, Modern, and Jenssen) who have promised us a brighter future in the outdoors and with people (none of that 2D images on a computer screen).
We breaking up. We need to go our separate ways. It’s really you and your a pain in the a** and the permanent butt dent in all my chairs and sofa prove it. Farewell. Don’t call.
If you feel you don’t deserve this break up letter, shake it off and embrace a politician.
Dear COVID,
We had some good times working from home, we learned new skills like Zooming, home schooling and daycare while working. You made us stronger. But now we have met others (Pfizer, Modern, and Jenssen) who have promised us a brighter future in the outdoors and with people (none of that 2D images on a computer screen).
We breaking up. We need to go our separate ways. It’s really you and your a pain in the a** and the permanent butt dent in all my chairs and sofa prove it. Farewell. Don’t call.
If you feel you don’t deserve this break up letter, shake it off and embrace a politician.