Stone Soup by Jan Eliot for January 31, 2010
Stone Soup by Jan Eliot Wally: Joan? Are you SICK? Joan: No... Joan: Max was driving me crazy, so I gave him a time-out. Joan: Just three minutes, one minute for each year of age. TICK TICK TICK TICK JOan: But after that he was STILL misbehaving...so I gave him ANOTHER time-out. Joan: He threw the timer and yelled "BAD MAMA! You need a time-out!!" DING! Max: !! Joan: I was about to LOSE it, but then I thought - Joan: 36 years old. 36 minute time-out! NICE. Wally: He used fireplace charcoal to draw on the - Joan: SHH. I have 13 minutes to go.