Skin Horse by Shaenon K. Garrity and Jeffrey C. Wells for September 28, 2013

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    Basqueian  over 10 years ago

    a sentient water cooler?

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    zonarius  over 10 years ago

    I think I saw one in a Sirius Cybernetics Corporation catalog.

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    Tân Coul  over 10 years ago

    It’s dropping heavy hints regarding the next droid occupant – just ‘cos it can only say one phrase doesn’t mean it’s not sentient in there. Not sane either, of course…

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    Ida No  over 10 years ago

    Actually, the water cooler probably can’t do any worse driving the Violet doll than any of the other drivers have. I vote that we give it a chance. What’s the worst that could happen – a resurgence of the machine uprising?

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    cdward  over 10 years ago

    Wow, a sentient female robot whose only joy is to service you? Tip is tempted.

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    Raygun  over 10 years ago

    Makes sense – a water cooler whose “Service is my Only Joy” jacked into the Violet Princess Doll (VPD) with no functional female parts (per Nick, out of the VPD and back as a helicopter). Can this strip get any more bizarre? Sometime I wish I was in CO smoking week when I read this. Nah – it would be a bad trip! Love it.

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    Darwinskeeper  over 10 years ago

    I’m disappointed that Nick is abandoning the drone. I was hoping for him to have a hot makeout session with Dr. Lee.

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    NWdryad  over 10 years ago

    Sorry to be a wet blanket but I’m glad Nick is back in the ‘copter (if I am getting it right). Besides, I may be kinky but I can think of things that wouldn’t stop Nick and Dr. Lee.

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    NWdryad  over 10 years ago

    Raygun! You were reading my mind!!!

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    danketaz Premium Member over 5 years ago

    I’m thinking that the water cooler is hinting it wants more than just one joy.

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