I figger a Vampire’s trapped as he/she was when he/she died. I remember seeing a few stories play with that idea, with the vampire trapped as a fat, pimply nerd forever.
With the greasy slicked back hair I figure all vampires are used car salesmaen
The make-up girl in his dressing room brushes his hair.
All vampires have an Igor to do that personal body service for them.
Ask Warren Zevon.
Remember the three young female vampires in the original Dracula film? One did hair. One did nails. One did make-up. The count turned the people he needed.
The same way all public figures do — they pay someone else to do their hair and makeup.
Its as if its supernatural!
Only his hairdresser knows for sure.
Easy, they do each other’s hair…
The original vampire movie was ‘Nosferatu’, with Max Schreck as a very creepy, rate-like ‘Count Orlok’.