Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for March 12, 2013

But they all volunteered to drive you there !

How many of his Facebook friends even live in driving distance of Treetops Int’l Airport? Heck, most of mine don’t even live in my time zone.

’tis truly a fat bird that flyeth commercial.

Your facebook pals flunk the test of true friendship, if they won’t pick you up at the airport.

whmIII said, about 4 hours ago

There are acquaintances, then there are friends…too often they are confused._____________________________

Ay’ Up ~ you are precisely correct. Friends are individuals with whom one has established a bond of trust and camaraderie and upon whom one can depend when support is needed.. Many Facebook so-called ‘friends’ are in the game only to climb socially, an’ mightn’t even pee on one should one be on fire.

Has anyone figured out yet just what kind of bird Cosmo’s shrink is?…At first glance, it almost appears as though the psychiatrist is drawn as a human…

@SUSAN NEWMAN said,

“I refuse to have ANYTHING to do with Facebook”.

I tried. They wouldn’t let me go. Their butt widens. My chores remain undone. Arrgh !!

BTW — I’m getting out of prison on Friday. Can anybody pick me up?

duhhhhhhhhhhhh what a stupid idea facebook.Do u ever meet theses people in person. Most people i meet on internet are not locals

Wastebook.