As Elmer Fudd said, “this is another good reason to be vewy wewy of Facebook.”
’Was it necessary to quote the entire cookbook?
Teresa said, about 1 hour ago
When I was about to get in the tub, I heard a helecopter in the bathroom with me. As I looked around, I felt a Huge Palmetto Bug (aka cockroach) land on my back!
I just about jumped out’a my skin. Of course, the roach was killed. My husband was on Temporary Duty somewhere, I don’t remember where. It was at that moment tha I perfected my “Xena, warrior princess” cockroach killing moves.
It goes like this: Scream a Rebel Yell, and land on it with both feet and stomp it to greasy peices.
The worst part is the crunch sound it makes when it’s killed._______________
Teresa, I got the most awesome an’ amazing mental image (image, hell! – it was a mental video) when reading your fascinating description of how you dealt with that Palmetto monster…For those of you out there who don’t possess the skill ’n courage of Teresa, just be sure you have the number for the Men In Black on speed dial…
Omnius said, about 9 hours ago
Looks like Bill the Cat’s head on that cockroach. Yes they do grow huge cockroaches in texas, they even give them names like George W. Bush.______________________
’Low blow, dude…low blow…
You mean you have seen a few cockroaches that approach that size?…Where do you live – in a radiation-rich atomic test site?
I’d like to see a Sunday color strip that has multiple panels containing Brandy and Jen…
Linus is a good soul…he never seems to try to get even for all the grief an’ big sister bullying he gets from Lucy. It is the little brother’s lot in life when the first born is a girl…I know – because my sister was born two years before me…
You are exactly right, Sir. Thank you for putting that so succinctly.
DrCanuck said, 1 day ago@JoeCoolLives
JoeCoolLives said, “… it gets worse with every bunch of miscreants that get into power.” – - – - – - – - – - – They “get” into power? How in the world does THAT happen in your country?______________________
‘Poorly-informed, unengaged, gullible an’ ignorant voters “get” them into power…by believing the lies and the innuendos and giving them their votes…Right now, about 1in 2 Americans are on some form (or multiple forms) of public assistance (entitlements in one form or another)…They vote to keep those entitlement dollars flowing no matter what – and the “what” may be a socialist/marxist nation where a free nation once existed…You should wake up an’ smell the formaldehyde, Doc – the bunch of miscreants who now hold most of the power in Washington are taking us down that slippery slope as fast as they can – to the demise of America …Hell, no – I’m not paranoid…but I am concerned, and suspicious…and wary …
My favorite Tonto line, an’ it’s a “parody” which was never actually in any of the fabled episodes – It’s the one Tonto purportedly says to The Lone Ranger after his ‘Kemosabe’ has noticed Indians on the warpath heading right for them. and turned to Tonto saying something like, “Looks like we have trouble ahead…” – to which Tonto replies, “What you mean ‘we’ Kemosabe?”