This used to be such a simple scam, until Firewall developed that fetish for rectal patdowns.
I ass-u-me (sorry, Benny Hill) that the procedure will be recorded via, er, bodycam. Will the miscreants at least get the chance at prizes from the released video when it inevitably appears on UFCS, the Universe’s Funniest Cavity Searches?
The Pornodrome will be disappointing after that.
June 13, 2017