Santa: “Hmm, if the good kids get their presents on December 25th, and the bad kids get their coal and rocks on September 25th… No, that’s too close to Christmas and they can burn the coal for heat as the temperatures drop. But, May 25th… No that’s when me and the misses vacation in the Bahamas. This is tricky…”
Ivy Valory Premium Member over 1 year ago
But, Mr. Savage, Santa is a Time Lord and his sleigh is a Tardis, so he really has things well in hand for Christmas Eve.
Ida No over 1 year ago
Santa: “Hmm, if the good kids get their presents on December 25th, and the bad kids get their coal and rocks on September 25th… No, that’s too close to Christmas and they can burn the coal for heat as the temperatures drop. But, May 25th… No that’s when me and the misses vacation in the Bahamas. This is tricky…”
Ed The Red Premium Member over 1 year ago
I have to admit, that seems like a more solid business plan.
Zebrastripes over 1 year ago
…and in conclusion, that elf was put on the shelf….
Sir Isaac over 1 year ago
Brilliant idea. Spread the date of Christmas out around the world to keep the wheels of industry running smoothly year round.
Impkins Premium Member over 1 year ago
It would take forever to figure it out. :)
WCraft Premium Member over 1 year ago
4 Christmases? Wooo-hoooo!