Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for December 19, 2022

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    Ivy Valory Premium Member over 1 year ago

    But, Mr. Savage, Santa is a Time Lord and his sleigh is a Tardis, so he really has things well in hand for Christmas Eve.

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    Ida No  over 1 year ago

    Santa: “Hmm, if the good kids get their presents on December 25th, and the bad kids get their coal and rocks on September 25th… No, that’s too close to Christmas and they can burn the coal for heat as the temperatures drop. But, May 25th… No that’s when me and the misses vacation in the Bahamas. This is tricky…”

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    Ed The Red Premium Member over 1 year ago

    I have to admit, that seems like a more solid business plan.

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    Zebrastripes  over 1 year ago

    …and in conclusion, that elf was put on the shelf….

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    Sir Isaac  over 1 year ago

    Brilliant idea. Spread the date of Christmas out around the world to keep the wheels of industry running smoothly year round.

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    Impkins  Premium Member over 1 year ago

    It would take forever to figure it out. :)

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    WCraft Premium Member over 1 year ago

    4 Christmases? Wooo-hoooo!

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