Chicken: I'm arriving an hour before I left.
Flying across multiple time zones: The most boring form of time travel.
Could be worse. You could be fully aware of what had happened in that seat before you sat in it…
I suppose driving in traffic jams doesn’t count… where a five-hour trip can actually take ten hours.
Life is the most boring form of time travel. Unless you travel by bicycle. Get a bike. Take your time.
When I flew from Japan to San Diego, I arrived 3 hours before I left. I was tempted to call myself but was afraid what would happen if I answered the phone
Airliners, better known as a TIREDIS. This Is Ridiculously Excruciating, Depressing, Insane and Stupid. “It’s Smaller on the inside then it is on the outside!”