Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for February 09, 2017
The solar system was once a huge mass of space junk. Over time, most of it accreted into planets. Planets kept some of that junk orbiting around. The most. And, it is considered the most beautiful planet of all. Just throw out your old power cords! You'll never use them! I am Saturn, Jessica. Saturn.