Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for October 29, 2016
Hey honey, we need to get candy for Halloween. Candy! Candy! Damn. She's managed to disencrypt language. I'll have to use a more advanced code next time. Hey honey, we need to get c-a-n-d-y for Halloween! Candy! I want the candy! My God... She's cracked us again. Well... We'll just see about that. Honey, I'm going to go by a few bags of d2cbe65F53dA6417ee2xL9 for Halloween! Candy! Candy now! Dammit. Who taught her Shor's alogarithm?