Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for September 07, 2016
What are you?! I'm Houlet, the helpful elf! I'm here to help you discover the true meaning of friendship! Several adventures later... On cross-cultural analysis, it appears the definition of friendship isn't stable over time or geography. True meaning of friendship is just a phrase we used to spare ourselves from each other's incompatible specific beliefs. No man is an island, but no man are a continent. That said, I wouldn't mind if the next adventure involved freeing me from Santa. I'm not a hero, Houlet.