Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for June 01, 2016
Madame Senator! The people demand an insincere apology! How about a heartfelt apology? Are you crazy?! Your opponents will call any apology inadequate, and your supporters will say you are weak. The latter will then require an apology. Dammit no! It's time I just tell the people what I think! And so... My fellow citizens, I would like to sincerely apologize for the insincerity of the apology I am about to give.