Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for December 27, 2015
You know how one plus one equals two? Uh... Yeah? Do you think you know from observation or from pure logic? Obviously pure logic. If you have one of something, and another something, you've got one and one of something, which is by definition, two. Wow. I mean, that sounds good, but what if nobodies ever checked. What if I hold up one Apple and another Apple. How many apples do I... Oh my God! We were so confident, we never looked! Ohmygod ogmygodohmygod everything is a lie. Aah! Aaah! Aaaah! Earlier... We need to punish Bobby for cheating on his math test. Could you hand me those apples?