Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for November 09, 2015
Mommy, why is my eldest brother named Neil? Because Neil Armstrong was the first person out of the Apollo 11 lunar Lander. Why is my second-eldest brother named Buzz? Because Buzz Aldrin was the second person out of the lander. So then why wasn't I named Michael Collins? Don't get smart with me, guy-to-state-in-the-command-module Jones!