Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for September 24, 2015
My spear will cleave your head from your body! Your children will be my slaves! Your lands will be burned. And your wife will work the loom in my household, far away from her ancestral shores. Okay, next time I won't tie up the printer for so long. See that you do not! Achilles had trouble adjusting to office life.